I'm on an orange binge. Don't know why. For some reason I just can't stop eating them. Better than a chocolate or bacon binge, right?
The house smells sweet, the garbage disposal is clean, and my fingernails are permanently orange. My students will probably ask me, "Miss, are you wearing a new citrus perfume?" "Why yes," I'll respond, "It's called jus d'orange." I also have the fiber benefits to look forward to. I'm gonna be pooping pulp for weeks.
6 comments:
Niiiiiiice.
I go on orange kicks too :) To be honest, I could use a good chocolate binge right now - but only if I wouldn't put on 10 pounds!
Although oranges are delightful, nothing is better than a chocolate binge. In my humble opinion. ;)
It will keep the poop moving on through, that's for sure. Nothing wrong with a good orange binge!
You are so gross sometimes. But the house does smell great.
MMMM... oranges.. I bet the house smells good, until you poop.
mmm. bacon binge.
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